I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck
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hummusshite:

chickem:

NO

there IS NO QUESTION MARK. YOU ARE BEING SUMMoned TO  ROACH PROM. nO CHOICE.

labias:

who made this

atteniton:

What the fuck

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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syosama:

reblog if you are your url

gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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